J is OBSESSED with me having babies. He has been hounding me for the past several years to have babies. I will when we are ready, just not now.
Quote 1. Ho you better have a baby before your shit dries up and falls out.
Quote 2. It is not like you have anything else going on, you might as well have them babies now.
Conversation 1.
me: I am not ready to have babies
J: you might as well you are getting old
me: I am in the best shape of my life, I am not ready to ruin that now
J: No one looks at you anyway, have those babies now.
Conversation 2.
J: What is the point in having a spare room if you do not fill it with babies?
me: I think it is a nice guest room
J: No one stays at your house, what is the point of a guest room?
me: you have stayed in it several times
J: and all I thought about all night was this room is for babies.
Conversation 3.
J: The only logical choice is to have Babies!
me: I want to have a couple more summers to be hot in a bikini not pregnant
J: You are kind of a homebody, have some babies settle down and buy a crib or have FN make one. You ain't going to look hot much longer.
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